Mary Nunez

The handsome profile of Mary Nunez
The wack-job that is Mary Nunez

Slightly dog-faced Mary Nunez was born in the year of 1947, to sibling parents David and Mary Nunez. Mary - who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in no small part to her role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named. On new year's eve, 1950, Mary was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", agent Mary Gamble, who likes to make love thinking about a turtle. Likely future film roles are said to include an intelligent secretary.

One times married and six times divorced, it seems that Mary has an ongoing love affair with love itself.


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