Mary Poole

Although not her real name, Mary is said to be "radiant" with hope. Likely future film roles are said to include a lame gardener. On 4th July, 1981, Mary was first hired, while begging for pennies, by director Jimmy Bradford, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Mary Poole began her career as the third wheel in a clown-car.

In just a few short years, Mary, gradually turning into a crayon drawing she did of herself when only four, has found herself one of the most sought after bodies in the country.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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