Mary Richardson

On an auspicious day in 1974, Mary was uncovered, while working the streets, by an ass of a director, shaking her money maker for the public. The precocious Mary Richardson was born without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in 1952, to highly unattractive parents Milford and Mary Richardson. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Mary, a government conspiracy in the making, has found herself one of the most sought after individuals in the country. Likely future film roles are said to include a dirty butcher.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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