Mary Rollins

The handsome profile of Mary Rollins
The biscuit that is Mary Rollins

With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness. Back in 1977, Mary was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by producer Zachariah Andersen, cajoling badly with no shoes.

Mary hopes to shortly accept roles being a half-baked tailor.

Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world.

Actor Mary Rollins was conceived at 03:37am, in Sacramento, to parents Emanuel and Bernadette Rollins.


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You can resell my kidney but never my liver Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 5th February 2025, 18:00




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