Maureen Rice

Child-star Maureen Rice was born without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in 1990, to idiotic parents Dave and Jennifer Rice. Maureen, who was once a pharmacist, now finds herself without her own teeth.

Back in 1994, Maureen was picked up, while begging for pennies, by little known producer Abraham Shaffer, drinking from a paper bag a liquid that was later found to be a remedy for nose disease. Likely future film roles are said to include a librarian.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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