Maxine Valenzuela

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The chunky meat object that is Maxine Valenzuela

On new year's eve, 1981, Maxine was first employed, while working the streets, by a talent scout Kim Kidd, while holding down another job as a dog owner. Shortly after her first gender reassignment, Maxine, whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases, has found herself one of the most sought after luvvies in the country.

Child-star Maxine Valenzuela was raised by abusive parents George and Pamela Cheshire East. Six times married and five times divorced, it seems that Maxine has an ongoing love affair with love itself.

Although rumours abound about Maxine, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" has recently been interred inside dr malik's home for the clinically sane.


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