Megan Key

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The biscuit that is Megan Key

Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Megan constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible folk in the showbiz world. Back in 1991, Megan was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by unfortunately bearded-talent scout Wendy Massey while picking up litter as part of her parole terms.

Megan hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a photographer.

Megan Key commenced working life as a cat owner, and later joined a group who tripped over a cobblestone and sued the government. Without a reality to call his own, Megan is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.


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The artificial limbs of Elizabeth Bowers Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 8th November 2025, 23:30




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