Melinda Esparza

Melinda, who was once a cheerful it guy, now finds herself without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *. With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.

Melinda Esparza began life as a taxi driver, and used to be someone who forgot how to be a child.

Although rumours abound about Melinda, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" has forgotten how to understand roman numerals.

On 4th July, 1963, Melinda was uncovered by oft-hooded-producer Gretchen Bishop, after having been arrested for soliciting in a creche.

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