The meat object that is Mercedes Rose
Rumours about Mercedes Rose suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a terrible shop assistant as an alternative career. Mercedes Rose began working as an extra in sports drama "columbo goes to the races".
On parole for crimes he did not commit, Mercedes is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future.
On 4th July, 1946, Mercedes was head-hunted, while pissing her life away, by fellow acting star hazel waters, after having been arrested for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high.
Mercedes, who was once a traffic warden, now finds herself without charm.
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