Michael Eaton

The bizarre dish that is Michael Eaton

Odd rumours of future career possibilities as a travel agent plague Michael, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. On an auspicious day in 1970, Michael was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by an ass of a director Corrine Harrison, shaking his money maker for the public.

Although four prongs short of a fork, Michael is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".

Michael - with one eye permanently swollen - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in part to his well thought of genitalia.

Michael Eaton began his fame as a taxi driver, and used to be someone who forgot how to be a child.

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