The human that is Michael Newman
In 1923, Michael was discovered, while working close by on another production, by producer Wilson Sellers, who is one short DNA step away from being a mystery online shopper. Michael Newman commenced his fame as a receptionist - someone who could calculate pi to 4 decimal points. Odd rumours of future career possibilities as an energetic cleaner plague Michael, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.
Hoping for a bright future, Michael is looking into self-circumcision.
Michael - gradually turning into a crayon drawing he did of himself when only four - now finds himself at the top of his game, and untouchable by most agencies because of his connections through the Illuminati.
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| What live animal will you eat? | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 9th February 2025, 23:00 |
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