Mya Ali

Likely future film roles are said to include a translator who is unable to wash her own genitals. Mya Ali began working as a mean-spirited chef, and used to be someone who believed that rhinos were fat unicorns.

In 1974, Mya was uncovered, while pissing her life away, by producer Edward Haney, after having been arrested for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high.

Lost and lonely, Mya is well, and hoping for that to not change. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: not in a month of sundays.

Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Mya is now thought to be amongst the most eligible bodies in the world.

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