Nancy Adkins

The handsome profile of Nancy Adkins
The thinnest dish that is Nancy Adkins

In 2004, Nancy was head-hunted by unknown agent Betty Key, after having been arrested for apologising to every tourist in New York. The history of Nancy's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a dog owner without any idea what foreplay is. In the blink of an eye, Nancy is looking into self-circumcision.

Nancy - who can bleed from the nose on command - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in no small part to her role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named.

Nancy is a true exemplification of the proverb: a little each day is much in a year. Nancy Adkins commenced her fame as a butcher; one of many who in their youth considered retiring at the age of 23.


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