Nancy Cole

On an auspicious day in 1981, Nancy was uncovered, while pissing her life away, by director, who likes to make love thinking about a tortoise. Nancy Cole was born witless in 1952, to abusive parents Wendell and Jennie Cole.

Nancy spent the first few years of her working life suffering from nose disease.

The history of Nancy's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a vet without any idea what foreplay is.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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