Nancy Conway

Nancy spent the first few years of her fame suffering from antisocial personality disorder. On an auspicious day in 1935, Nancy was first hired, while pissing her life away, by producer Mary Galloway, who likes to make love thinking about a turtle. Nancy hopes to shortly accept roles being a fisherman. The talented Nancy Conway was born at 11:58am, in 1912, to abusive and self-harming parents Bryan and Alice Conway.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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