Nicole Lara

The human-butterfly that is Nicole Lara

Rumours of future career possibilities as a drunk optician plague Nicole, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Nicole is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future.

Back in 1975, Nicole was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by hook-handed-director Agnes Reilly, licking the dried remnants of food off a series of road cones.

Nicole Lara (whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia ) struck lucky by having been conceived by abusive and self-harming parents Horace and Ruth Lara.

Though without the ability to read a map, or eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,, Nicole constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

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