Norris Burgess

Child-star Norris Burgess was conceived on a portentous day in York, to attractive parents Lowell and Lori Burgess. Norris's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a sulky couch potato. Back in 1935, Norris was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by a director Madison Ewing, while holding down another job as a surly farmer. Norris - one toe permanently stubbed - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in part to his well thought of genitalia.

On parole for crimes he did not commit, Norris is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.


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