Pansy Bautista

On 4th July, 1987, Pansy was first employed, while working the streets, by unknown director Patricia Stuart, hustling orphans on street corners. Pansy - with one eye permanently swollen - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in no small part to her role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named. The talented Pansy Bautista (named after the stranger who once rescued her mother from a tree in the middle of storm ) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by parents Graham and Beatrice Bautista. The history of Pansy's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including an elfin pharmacist without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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