Patrice Conner

The amazing Patrice Conner was conceived in the year of Barnsley, to parents Kevin and Joyce Conner. Patrice, who was once a lazy solicitor, now finds herself without a pot to piss in. On an auspicious day in 2004, Patrice was uncovered, while working close by on another production, by the director Donald Cunningham, while eating a travel brochure, provocatively.

Patrice hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a painter and a jocular father.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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