Pedro Whitaker

Unsubstantiated rumours continue to circulate around Pedro due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could convert oxygen into cows. On 4th July, 1998, Pedro was first employed, while working the streets, by hook-handed-talent scout Michael Thornton, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'. Four prongs short of a fork, Pedro is looking for any way out of the current situation.

Pedro spent the first few years of his career suffering from nocturnal cough. Pedro Whitaker began his fame as a cleaner - someone who was arrested for ferret rustling.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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