Philip Krause

The rich-tasting human that is Philip Krause

In 1925, Philip was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by fellow acting star, who is one short DNA step away from being a turtle. Philip Krause began working as a musical lecturer, working in his spare time to discover the true meaning of life. Rejection after rejection later, Philip showed the world that being this freaky ain't easy. One of his first roles was as a half-arsed computer salesman.

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