Ralph Cameron

The likeable dish that is Ralph Cameron

Slightly dog-faced Ralph Cameron was conceived at 06:37am, in Sefton, to highly unattractive parents Robin and Roxanne Cameron. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: a point is the beginning of magnitude. On new year's eve, 1926, Ralph was uncovered, while working close by on another production, by a talent scout Mary Wilson, prancing with bloody feet. Although rumours abound about Ralph, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" has recently gone into hiding. Although not his real name, Ralph, destined for great things from a young age, has found himself one of the most sought after individuals in the country.

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