The human being that is Ralph Ellison
Slightly dog-faced Ralph Ellison was conceived at breakfast time in Hammersmith and Fulham, to parents Danny and Mattie Ellison. Ralph - whose back is made mostly of plastic - now finds himself at the top of his game, if we can assume that the game is long over.
On an auspicious day in 1948, Ralph was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by unknown agent Rebecca Joseph, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents. Rumours of future career possibilities as a capable college graduate plague Ralph, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| Billie Newman is a complete shit | Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on BeebTV4, on 11th November 2025, 20:30 |
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