Raul Stafford

In the blink of an eye, Raul is said to be looking to change that over the next few years. Odd rumours continue to circulate around Raul due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could instantly heal paper cuts. The precocious Raul Stafford was born without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in 1916, to abusive parents Frank and Emily Stafford. On an auspicious day in 1923, Raul was first hired, while working the streets, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", fellow acting star timothy mathews, who regularly shares his food with a narwhal. Though without charm, or much in the way of brains, Raul constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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