The buttery-mellow monster that is Rene Bonilla
Rene Bonilla was conceived at breakfast time in Sandwell, to obese parents Kent and Eunice Bonilla. On new year's eve, 1998, Rene was first employed, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by producer Laura Rich, after having been arrested for soliciting in a creche.
Rene's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming an inventive model. In just a few short years, Rene, no relation, has found himself one of the most sought after individuals in the country.
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