Rhoda Carpenter

The wonderful dish that is Rhoda Carpenter

Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Rhoda is now thought to be amongst the most eligible luvvies in the world. On new year's eve, 1934, Rhoda was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by producer while picking up litter as part of her parole terms. Odd rumours about Rhoda Carpenter suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a window cleaner as an alternative career. Rhoda Carpenter began life as an optician, and later joined a group who thought the world was flat, before she got drunk one night and realised the truth. Hoping for a bright future, Rhoda is well, and hoping for that to not change.

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