On new year's eve, 2010, Robert was picked up, while panhandling for scraps, by an ass of a talent scout Mary Osborn, after having seen him drink his own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial. Robert, who was once a lovable taxi driver, now finds himself without much in the way of brains.
Robert hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a soldier. Robert Key was conceived in the family barn in Leeds, to obese parents Henry and Denise Key.
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