Robert Knapp

The wonderful Robert Knapp was raised by obese parents Charlie and Lora Oldham. Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Robert is well, and hoping for that to not change. Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Robert constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible luvvies in the showbiz world.

On 4th July, 1965, Robert was first employed, while begging for pennies, by midget-talent scout Ralph Kidd, eating his body weight in suspiciously log shaped chocolates. Likely future film roles are said to include a college graduate.

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