Back in 2010, Robert was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by someone pretending to be a talent scout Roberto Long, who is one short DNA step away from being a turtle. Currently unmarried, Robert is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. Slightly dog-faced Robert Petty was born during a wizard's banquet in 1977, to abusive parents Bart and Hattie Petty. Robert is a true exemplification of the proverb: no one can be caught in places he does not visit. The history of Robert's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a lawyer without charm. Though without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,, or the ability to read a map, Robert constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.
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