Robert Rivers

The handsome profile of Robert Rivers
The very touchable meat object that is Robert Rivers

On 4th July, 1966, Robert was head-hunted, while sleeping on the streets, by unknown agent Tami Duarte, hustling orphans on street corners. Rumours about Robert Rivers suggest that he will soon turn to becoming an inventive policeman as an alternative career.

Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Robert constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible bodies in the showbiz world.

Robert Rivers found first employment as an extra in sports drama "columbo goes to the races".


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Killing in the name of Hyman Key Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 5th February 2025, 22:30




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