Robert Short

The handsome profile of Robert Short
The dish that is Robert Short

Four prongs Short of a fork, Robert is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. Rejection letter after rejection letter later, and Robert showed how physical deformations can be turned into a virtue. One of his first roles was as a cleaner.

On 4th July, 2023, Robert was head-hunted, while pissing his life away, by director Edmond Friedman, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents.

The amazing Robert Short was born without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in 1990, to idiotic parents Ralph and Tricia Short.


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Sit the hell down Next showing: on BeebTV, on 10th February 2025, 19:00




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All of your aims are achievable, although many of them would involve bionic implants and a lot of theft. Hopefulness......

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