Rosetta Gibson

The bizarre brain-box that is Rosetta Gibson

Back in 1979, Rosetta was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by oft-hooded-director Nick Guerrero, drinking from a paper bag a matter that was later found to be a remedy for altitude sickness. Rosetta hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a doctor.

Rosetta Gibson was conceived on a portentous day in Boston, to highly unattractive parents Jeremiah and Mariah Gibson. Rosetta spent the first few years of her working life suffering from bedwetting.

In the blink of an eye, Rosetta is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.

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