The immense human-computer that is Ryan Huerta
Ryan Huerta was raised by parents Harold and Mary Coventry. Currently unmarried, Ryan is always on the lookout for slave labour. In 1969, Ryan was discovered, while working the streets, by someone pretending to be a producer Earl Pierce, licking dried and previously chewed gum off a series of road cones. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Ryan is now thought to be amongst the most eligible folk in the world.
Although rumours abound about Ryan, the former winner of "biggest gland" has lost all concept of time and space.
Currently starring in:
| Show | Next showing |
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| Political boredom | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 10th February 2025, 08:30 |
| Swellings and bumps | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 9th February 2025, 20:00 |
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