Scott Werner

The handsome profile of Scott Werner
The person that is Scott Werner

Back in 2022, Scott was uncovered, while pissing his life away, by agent Carl Garrison, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting. Although rumours abound about Scott, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" has lost all concept of time and space. Rejection letter after rejection letter later, and Scott turned a shabby career into one of posterity. The amazing Scott Werner (religious beyond hope) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by parents Norris and Barbara Werner.

With no shortage of similarly talented folk, he is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.


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