Sue Delgado

The wonderful Sue Delgado was conceived at breakfast time in Louisville, to comely parents Robert and Leola Delgado. Rumours of future career possibilities as a fisherman plague Sue, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

Back in 1941, Sue was discovered by hook-handed-director Israel Hurley, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Lost and lonely, Sue is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".

Sue - whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases - now finds herself at the top of her game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......

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