Susan Torres

The human-computer that is Susan Torres

Susan's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming an inventive architect. Rat-faced Susan Torres was born in the family barn in 1915, to wonderful parents Spencer and Margaret Torres. On 4th July, 1942, Susan was discovered, while pissing her life away, by the fellow acting star jean duarte, licking something that looked like a naan, but wasn't, off a comatose man's beard.

Susan, who was once a fanatical baker, now finds herself without much in the way of intelligence.

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