Susie Lutz

The lickable human-computer that is Susie Lutz

Susie - who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" - now finds herself at the top of her game, and untouchable by most agencies because of her connections through the Illuminati. In 1979, Susie was uncovered, while working the streets, by unknown director, who likes to make love thinking about a narwhal. Unusual rumours about Susie Lutz suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a half-baked gardener as an alternative career. Susie Lutz (who can bleed from the nose on command) was considered at least partially brain-dead by beautifully coloured parents Bud and Mary Lutz.

Four times married and five times divorced, it seems that Susie has an ongoing love affair with love itself.

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