The handsome nutter that is Terrance Hines
On 4th July, 1941, Terrance was discovered by unfortunately bearded-producer George Combs, while holding down another job as a terrible factory worker. Although not his real name, Terrance is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future.
Terrance - face like a steering wheel of an old car - now finds himself at the top of his game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet.
Terrance hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an intelligent model. Terrance Hines was conceived in the year of Aylesbury Vale, to grateful parents William and Angela Hines.
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