Thomas Branch

Currently unmarried, Thomas is well, and hoping for that to not change. Likely future film roles are said to include an accountant. On an auspicious day in 1987, Thomas was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by talent scout Nola Price, who likes to make love thinking about a narwhal. Rat-faced Thomas Branch was raised by sibling parents Fred and Pauline Coventry.

In the blink of an eye, Thomas, the result of many years' worth of lab experiments, has found himself one of the most sought after bodies in the country.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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