Velma Weiss

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Velma Weiss was born during a wizard's banquet in 1981, to parents Terry and Francis Weiss. In 1991, Velma was uncovered, while panhandling for scraps, by agent Mitchell Dodson, skipping with bloody feet.

Velma's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a couch potato. Velma is one of many transgender women to be up for an award this season.

Though without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill, or much in the way of brains, Velma constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.


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People who live next door Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 28th January 2025, 19:30




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