Warren Esparza

Actor Warren Esparza was conceived at breakfast time in Swindon, to parents Ian and Mary Esparza. On 4th July, 2014, Warren was head-hunted, while working the streets, by little known fellow acting star elaine shah, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever. In the blink of an eye, Warren, whose back is made mostly of plastic, has found himself one of the most sought after bodies in the country. Likely future film roles are said to include a cat owner.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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