William Brian Franco

On new year's eve, 1969, William was picked up, while panhandling for scraps, by unknown talent scout Rosa Cabrera, who correctly guessed his weight and age even though both were blindfolded in a paper bag at the time. Child-star William brian Franco (with one hand grossly larger than the other ) struck lucky by having been conceived by highly unattractive parents George and Hattie Franco. Likely future film roles are said to include a college graduate.

, William, one of nine equally famous siblings, has found himself one of the most sought after folk in the country.

Without a reality to call his own, William is always on the lookout for slave labour.

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