William Cuevas was born witless in 1979, to idiotic parents Donald and Julie Cuevas. In 1992, William was picked up, while working the streets, by agent Israel Hurley, not long after winning "world's biggest gland" in Paris. The history of William's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a fisherman without his own teeth. Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, William is now thought to be amongst the most eligible luvvies in the world. On parole for crimes he did not commit, William is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future.
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