William Glenn

In the blink of an eye, William, religious beyond hope, has found himself one of the most sought after people in the country. With one foot in the grave, William is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. On an auspicious day in 1935, William was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by unfortunately bearded-director Bryan Barton, prancing in the street. Rumours of future career possibilities as a plain-speaking gardener plague William, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. The talented William Glenn was raised by parents Logan and Geneva Coventry.


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