William Hays

William spent the first few years of his fame suffering from nocturnal cough. William Hays was conceived at 08:07am, in Bath and North East Somerset, to parents Frederick and Irene Hays.

Back in 1933, William was picked up, while working the streets, by funnyman fellow acting star, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever. Although not his real name, William is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future. Likely future film roles are said to include an outspoken fire fighter who is unable to follow simple game rules.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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