William Lee

The wack-job that is William Lee

Unusual rumours of future career possibilities as a window cleaner plague William, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Without a reality to call his own, William is well, and hoping for that to not change.

William Lee began life as an elfin web developer, and later joined a group who thought the sun orbited the earth. On an auspicious day in 1960, William was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by unknown talent scout Nick Guerrero, who regularly shares his food with a turtle. William - whose back is made mostly of plastic - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in no small part to his role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named.

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