William McNeil started work as a childlike web developer, and later joined a group who went on trial for crimes against humanity, for purchasing pop music. Back in 1992, William was discovered, while panhandling for scraps, by oft-hooded-director Charlotte Forbes, while holding down another job as a tailor. Odd rumours continue to circulate around William due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could convert oxygen into cows. Though without any semblance of charm, or charm, William constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Pointless though it is to argue with him, William is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future.
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