Willie Beltran

Slightly dog-faced Willie Beltran was born in the year of 1921, to attractive parents Horace and Andrea Beltran. On 4th July, 1938, Willie was discovered by midget-fellow acting star, who likes to make love thinking about a tortoise. Rumours of future career possibilities as a librarian plague Willie, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

Four prongs short of a fork, Willie is looking into self-circumcision. Untalented and broken, Willie turned into one of the least well known members of his illustrious family.

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