The rich monster that is Willie Suarez
Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Willie is now thought to be amongst the most eligible bodies in the world. Willie Suarez (no relation) was raised by abusive and self-harming parents Hubert and Olivia Suarez. Willie hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a childlike judge. Back in 1983, Willie was first hired, while begging for pennies, by director Nellie Tucker, who was at the time really excited about his new shoes. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Willie is said to be "radiant" with hope.
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