Wilson Sellers

The handsome profile of Wilson Sellers
The rich human-computer that is Wilson Sellers

Hoping for a bright future, Wilson is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. On new year's eve, 1952, Wilson was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by an ass of a director Robin Gillespie, licking dried and previously chewed gum off the side of the road.

Smelling slightly of the remnants of a travel brochure, Wilson nobody would guess that this was someone who was to become a superstar within his own lifetime. Wilson Sellers started life as a painter, beavering away in secret on a device that could open up a gate to hell, just for larks. Wilson's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a bus driver.


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